All these hilarious monikers keep turning up.
When my friend heard about the esteemed Hao Xiao Ming, he told me he has a name card of this chap called Xiao Ting Tong (read this in Hokkien).
It's a crazy world out there.
Another friend told me this story, which was in turn related by another friend:
As an NSF, he was at an intro briefing held by a sergeant. They took turns to shout out their names. When it came to this guy standing at a corner, they heard hardly a whisper.
The sergeant turned to him: Recruit! What is your name?
Guy in a corner: *whisper*
Sergeant: Speak up soldier! Louder!
Guy mumbles: Ee Chee Kok
Sergeant: What?! Louder!
Guy shouts: Ee Chee Kok!
And every one laughs out loud.
Poor chap, his name really takes the cake or more accurately, his manhood. That's a true story, btw. Mr Ee really should apply to work with talkingcock.com
Postscript
What would happen if Ms P---y met Mr Ee Chee Kok?
Hi, I'm Pussy. Hello! (Hands out with much enthusiasm) I'm Ee Chee Kok.
With such complementary names, surely they will get on like a house on fire.
Or maybe not. They could be let down by the lack of chemistry.
*Groan*
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