A conference organiser recently concluded a hunt in Singapore for the happiest person. I wonder how they measured happiness (refer to Sylvia Toh Paik Choo's cheeky but incisive article on it in the New Paper).
Is it how much you laugh? So are giggles counted? What about those that are nervous in nature or that grate on your nerves?
Contentment? How much contentment before it meets the mark?
I can go on and on.
Not that it's bad to promote happiness. I'm all for a laugh and many more a day. Sometimes life gets tough and the only thing besides praying is to give myself all the reasons to have a good laugh.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Singaporean reasons for being late
Saw an AsiaOne report today that gives 10 unusual excuses for being late at work. It gives reasons like getting lost in the fog, going for an American Idol audition, a too long queue at Starbucks, and having the car stolen by an ex-husband.
Anyway, here's what I imagine are the top 10 reasons for lateness in Singapore.
1. The ERP gantries. I took the long route to stop paying and paying.
Anyway, here's what I imagine are the top 10 reasons for lateness in Singapore.
1. The ERP gantries. I took the long route to stop paying and paying.
2. I was stuck in a jam on the road due to a major accident.
3. There was too many people in the MRT train and I couldn't get into it/ The MRT train was delayed.
4. I overslept. My alarm clock didn't ring.
5. My maid ran away/ overslept.
6. The haze made me sick.
7. The queue was soooo long: First day of school/ buy Toto ticket for $2 million prize/ buy breakfast/ go bank/ pay income tax (use whichever excuse that makes more sense that month).
8. Football was very exciting last night. I couldn't wake up today.
9. I have a sore throat and headache.
10. My mum arrived at my house late and I couldn't leave the kids alone at home.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Love the Singapore way
The Hebrew word for love is "ahava", which means "to give". This implies true love is about giving, not taking.
So over the years, our generations have given their love the Singapore way.
Boyfriend, Tian Peng, in the late 1960s: Xiaolian, let's go apply for a flat together.
Xiaolian blushes and says coyly: Ok.
They ride into the HDB horizon together.
Boyfriend, Ah Peng, in the 1980s: Here's the car, condo, country club, cash and credit card. Or rather, the credit card first. Let's work towards the other Cs together.
Lianmei's eyes light up and she says: Yes, you can give me the 5 Cs.
Ah Beng in the 2000s presents a one carat diamond ring on his knees and says: I give you my caring heart, good stimulating conversation and crack many jokes to make you laugh. Will you marry me please?
Ah Lian: Can!
Corny scenarios aside, I see love giving itself around me in Singapore, even though the common complaint is that we are too materialistic and caught up in the rat race. My colleague shared in the car today that he gives his wife all his bonus money, pays for the big ticket items, and even gives her a monthly allowance, not to be spent on the family but on her.
Even though he was complaining that his wife has the better deal, I felt that his actions spoke louder than his words. Our salaries represent our blood, sweat and tears every work day. For him to give the bulk of it to his wife shows his commitment and love for her and the family.
It puts him in a vulnerable position, especially if his wife chooses to run away with the money, but I want to think that it won't happen to him.
So over the years, our generations have given their love the Singapore way.
Boyfriend, Tian Peng, in the late 1960s: Xiaolian, let's go apply for a flat together.
Xiaolian blushes and says coyly: Ok.
They ride into the HDB horizon together.
Boyfriend, Ah Peng, in the 1980s: Here's the car, condo, country club, cash and credit card. Or rather, the credit card first. Let's work towards the other Cs together.
Lianmei's eyes light up and she says: Yes, you can give me the 5 Cs.
Ah Beng in the 2000s presents a one carat diamond ring on his knees and says: I give you my caring heart, good stimulating conversation and crack many jokes to make you laugh. Will you marry me please?
Ah Lian: Can!
Corny scenarios aside, I see love giving itself around me in Singapore, even though the common complaint is that we are too materialistic and caught up in the rat race. My colleague shared in the car today that he gives his wife all his bonus money, pays for the big ticket items, and even gives her a monthly allowance, not to be spent on the family but on her.
Even though he was complaining that his wife has the better deal, I felt that his actions spoke louder than his words. Our salaries represent our blood, sweat and tears every work day. For him to give the bulk of it to his wife shows his commitment and love for her and the family.
It puts him in a vulnerable position, especially if his wife chooses to run away with the money, but I want to think that it won't happen to him.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Behaving patrons at SSO concert
.jpg)
At an SSO concert on Saturday night, I was impressed that throughout, no phone rang or beeped, no child (there was one seated next to my friend!) said a word, and nobody sneezed or coughed. No, the concert wasn't only 10 minutes long. The first piece took 25 minutes and the other took 68 minutes. It seems that all the talk about the ugly Singaporean has yielded some positive fruits.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Flower biker strikes again
I've seen this bike before, adorned with flowers. And I believe it has been featured in the papers before. The biker has an axe to grind it seems with this latest update to his bedecked bike.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
'Shy' lady on the train
She walked in and plonked her bags on not one but two seats on her left and right. This gal must hate human contact.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)