Deaf & dumb biker on ride around the world

Saw this biker, Vladimir Yarets Alexeevichat, at the open area near Sim Lim Square today. His bike, photos of his journey and not a few signs/flash cards were on display, together with a hat on the floor with donations from passer-bys. I read about him in The New Paper some time back, so I was sure he wasn't a con artist. His background and journey are documented in www.yarets.com

One of his flashcard says that he will be moving on to Malaysia from here.

Gotta admire his guts and spirit of adventure. Can't imagine a Singaporean going around the world in his trishaw, bike or car, leaving off the goodwill of others, what more a deaf and dumb Singaporean.

GMP's ghost

GMP created a fake sighting of a ghost in a lift at Raffles Place and followed that up with postings by other people on the ghosts they purportedly saw or heard, all on a website http://rafflesplaceghost.net.

After some hoohah, it was finally revealed as a viral campaign for GMP, on why you should not work late. And shortly after that, they closed down the website.

It could be all the bad comments, generally along the lines of "bo liao".

It's quite a bad hoax IMHO, bad in many ways.

Firstly, it's such a crass and cheap trick to play on peoples' fears. Some poor soul now says she doesn't dare take the lift at Raffles Place. It's also a bad branding play, both from the western and eastern perspectives, to associate a brand with ghosts (unless the company sells ghostbusting services or the likes).

Now people think of GMP and associate it with ghosts and worse -- liars. This brings to mine words like fearful, insubstantial, wispy, non substantive, cons, bad decision makers, low class, etc. I definitely do not link GMP with innovative or cutting edge.

This video by some GMP chap explaining the hoax further adds oil to the fire.

http://www.myescapeplan.com.sg/whyushouldntworklate/

Can't they find someone who can speak and enunciate properly to front the campaign? If they really can't, use flash text or a tongue in cheek letter?

After listening to him, my opinion that in no way would I use GMP's services is strengthened.

GMP sure got the eyeballs it wanted, but at what cost to its reputation?

When smart people say stupid things

It's a pity that a public figure makes a good speech, showing the proper humility, competence, determination and thoroughness, and proceeds to give a real silly answer (IMHO) to a legitimate question.

Scenario:
A arranges for Lady B and Guy C, both perfect strangers, to meet at the town square. They have not seen each other and are not able to obtain photos in time. In describing Guy C to Lady B, A takes an unduly long time.

A to B: I've arranged for you to meet Guy C at the town square at 10am.
B: How does C look like?
A: He's a guy.... Sorry I have to be very cautious about my description as I want to be very accurate. Won't do to have you meet the wrong guy! Give me a few days. I don't have the information clearly in my mind or on the records.

[Five days later]
A to B: He'll be wearing a yellow shirt and green pants.
A adds: Give me some more time. I want to be accurate.

[Another 14 days later]
A to B: I'm very sure now. He has a mole under his eye.
B: Thanks. Erm... what took you so long? Don't tell me you were interviewing C's minders and submitting them to polygraph tests to ensure that they weren't lying about the mole?

Soup de la creme

The best soup I've ever tasted. Sadly, it's not created by a Singaporean Michelin-ready chef but a French 2-Michelin-star chef. Yummmmmm.... I even liked the mushrooms in it! Those who know me will know what an amazing thing that is.

I agree that the local food scene is ready for some Michelin ranking. But how will French palates be able to rate Chinese, Indian, Peranakan, Malay, Teochew, Cantonese (you get the idea) cooking properly?

Happiness redefined

A conference organiser recently concluded a hunt in Singapore for the happiest person. I wonder how they measured happiness (refer to Sylvia Toh Paik Choo's cheeky but incisive article on it in the New Paper).

Is it how much you laugh? So are giggles counted? What about those that are nervous in nature or that grate on your nerves?

Contentment? How much contentment before it meets the mark?

I can go on and on.

Not that it's bad to promote happiness. I'm all for a laugh and many more a day. Sometimes life gets tough and the only thing besides praying is to give myself all the reasons to have a good laugh.

Singaporean reasons for being late

Saw an AsiaOne report today that gives 10 unusual excuses for being late at work. It gives reasons like getting lost in the fog, going for an American Idol audition, a too long queue at Starbucks, and having the car stolen by an ex-husband.

Anyway, here's what I imagine are the top 10 reasons for lateness in Singapore.

1. The ERP gantries. I took the long route to stop paying and paying.

2. I was stuck in a jam on the road due to a major accident.

3. There was too many people in the MRT train and I couldn't get into it/ The MRT train was delayed.

4. I overslept. My alarm clock didn't ring.

5. My maid ran away/ overslept.

6. The haze made me sick.

7. The queue was soooo long: First day of school/ buy Toto ticket for $2 million prize/ buy breakfast/ go bank/ pay income tax (use whichever excuse that makes more sense that month).

8. Football was very exciting last night. I couldn't wake up today.

9. I have a sore throat and headache.

10. My mum arrived at my house late and I couldn't leave the kids alone at home.

Behaving patrons at SSO concert

At an SSO concert on Saturday night, I was impressed that throughout, no phone rang or beeped, no child (there was one seated next to my friend!) said a word, and nobody sneezed or coughed. No, the concert wasn't only 10 minutes long. The first piece took 25 minutes and the other took 68 minutes. It seems that all the talk about the ugly Singaporean has yielded some positive fruits.

Flower biker strikes again

I've seen this bike before, adorned with flowers. And I believe it has been featured in the papers before. The biker has an axe to grind it seems with this latest update to his bedecked bike.

'Shy' lady on the train

She walked in and plonked her bags on not one but two seats on her left and right. This gal must hate human contact.