Saw an AsiaOne report today that gives 10 unusual excuses for being late at work. It gives reasons like getting lost in the fog, going for an American Idol audition, a too long queue at Starbucks, and having the car stolen by an ex-husband.
Anyway, here's what I imagine are the top 10 reasons for lateness in Singapore.
1. The ERP gantries. I took the long route to stop paying and paying.
Anyway, here's what I imagine are the top 10 reasons for lateness in Singapore.
1. The ERP gantries. I took the long route to stop paying and paying.
2. I was stuck in a jam on the road due to a major accident.
3. There was too many people in the MRT train and I couldn't get into it/ The MRT train was delayed.
4. I overslept. My alarm clock didn't ring.
5. My maid ran away/ overslept.
6. The haze made me sick.
7. The queue was soooo long: First day of school/ buy Toto ticket for $2 million prize/ buy breakfast/ go bank/ pay income tax (use whichever excuse that makes more sense that month).
8. Football was very exciting last night. I couldn't wake up today.
9. I have a sore throat and headache.
10. My mum arrived at my house late and I couldn't leave the kids alone at home.
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